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PostSubject: The Book of PolishWeener   Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:43 pm

Greetings. As many of you know, my name is PolishWeener. My many wise sayings posted around the forum coupled with my avatar has given many people the impression that I am Jesus. This may or may not be true, but I do in fact have my own book/gospel/bible/self-help guide. Here you will find the many verses from this book.

The Book of PolishWeener

Verse 26:
If they were childish enough to boycott this site because they weren't mods, then they would never have deserved the mod status in the first place. I won't leave the site regardless of being a mod or not.

Verse 69:
It's college. Nothing more, nothing less.

Verse 147:
Dude, you're 12.

Verse 233:
There are certain things I rather wouldn't be god at.

Verse 567:
And on the eighth day, God created UGF.

Verse 789:
Kiss-assing is not only an annoyance and an useless endeavor, it is also queer if you are kissing the ass of another person of the same gender. It is also a mortal sin if you are kissing the ass of Jesus. In such a case, one would be annoying, queer, and sacrilegious all at the same time.

Verse 1000:
This is the Book of PolishWeener. Not the "Book of Put Whatever The Fuck You Want Up In Here".

Verse 1337:
I approve.

There is a reason that the entire book has not been posted all at once. Put simply, you would all die from a supermassive brain implosion of awesomeness. In order to prevent such a gruesome fate, I have to slowly ease your minds into this book. Good day.


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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:46 pm

"I approve"

PolishWeener; Verse 1337

EDIT: Damn, wouldn't fit in my sig ^^^

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:25 pm

Barrack Obama has stole Verse 1337. "This is Barrack Obama, and I APPROVE this message". No. Just no.

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:34 pm

GuitarHeroFan101 wrote:
Barrack Obama has stole Verse 1337. "This is Barrack Obama, and I APPROVE this message". No. Just no.

What's to say Barack didn't steal that verse from me?

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EDIT: Damn, wouldn't fit in my sig ^^^

The solution is simple. Put the best verse in your sig.
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:36 pm

PolishWeener wrote:
The solution is simple. Put the best verse in your sig.
If I was you, I would definetly take any advice from PolishWeener, bl1i8n2k.

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:27 am

I feel so enlightened.

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:36 am

This book was inspirational, then some non-staff member decided to kill it.

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:45 am

bl1i8n2k wrote:
This book was inspirational, then some non-staff member decided to kill it.

That seems par for the course for all threads on here.

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:55 pm

GuitarHeroFan101 wrote:
PolishWeener wrote:
The solution is simple. Put the best verse in your sig.
If I was you, I would definetly take any advice from PolishWeener, bl1i8n2k.
STOP KISSING EVERYONE'S ASS!

And PolishWeener, please release your wisdom on the subject of kissing ass or ass-kissing.

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:37 pm

Bwillie0 wrote:
STOP KISSING EVERYONE'S ASS!

And PolishWeener, please release your wisdom on the subject of kissing ass or ass-kissing.

With pleasure.

Verse 789:
Kiss-assing is not only an annoyance and an useless endeavor, it is also queer if you are kissing the ass of another person of the same gender. It is also a mortal sin if you are kissing the ass of Jesus. In such a case, one would be annoying, queer, and sacrilegious all at the same time.

So there you have it. GHF is all of the above.
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:39 pm

PolishWeener wrote:
Bwillie0 wrote:
STOP KISSING EVERYONE'S ASS!

And PolishWeener, please release your wisdom on the subject of kissing ass or ass-kissing.

With pleasure.

Verse 789:
Kiss-assing is not only an annoyance and an useless endeavor, it is also queer if you are kissing the ass of another person of the same gender. It is also a mortal sin if you are kissing the ass of Jesus. In such a case, one would be annoying, queer, and sacrilegious all at the same time.

So there you have it. GHF is all of the above.
Thank you, good sir. Out of curiosity, what is Verse 69?

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:50 pm

Bwillie0 wrote:
Thank you, good sir. Out of curiosity, what is Verse 69?

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:58 pm

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Thank you, good sir. Out of curiosity, what is Verse 69?

Verse 69:
It's college. Nothing more, nothing less.
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:32 pm

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Bwillie0 wrote:
Thank you, good sir. Out of curiosity, what is Verse 69?

Verse 69:
It's college. Nothing more, nothing less.
Whoops, I accidentally put down verse 96, might want to add that in as well.

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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:54 pm

bl1i8n2k wrote:
Whoops, I accidentally put down verse 96, might want to add that in as well.

Verse 1000:
This is the Book of PolishWeener. Not the "Book of Put Whatever The Fuck You Want Up In Here".
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:30 pm

gotta love Jesus aka Polish Weener.
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of PolishWeener   Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:33 pm

TyBerns wrote:
gotta love Jesus aka Polish Weener.
You may love him but Jesus (Polish Weener) does not love all.

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